05 Apr 14 at 8 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker Could you explain to me the meaning of the whole "dire" thing. I don't understand what it means or the joke behind it

Hey, It’s just been an ongoing joke between Murph and @kingofdire. (And now kinda everyone) I don’t really know when it began but i’m pretty sure it was just something they said to make fun of each other! As dire basically means “of poor quality” so.. Shit basically. x

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05 Apr 14 at 8 pm

'Dads 70th. Well done Edward. All those sessions and you're still going strong and harder than ever.
#rolemodel
#london
#slammed’

'Dads 70th. Well done Edward. All those sessions and you're still going strong and harder than ever.
#rolemodel 
#london
#slammed’
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01 Feb 14 at 8 am

'This is not a party.. It's a hurricane'

'This is not a party.. It's a hurricane'
So who’s excited??
I’m liking the hair boys.

analbuminstore:

THE WOMBATS ARE IN MELBOURNE!
I REPEAT THE WOMBATS ARE IN MELBOURNE!! HELP ME!!!!

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28 Dec 13 at 9 pm

analbuminstore:

THE WOMBATS ARE HERE AND I’M FREAKING OUT CAUSE I WON’T GET TO SEE THEM SO FUCK EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW! GODDAMIT! (From 2011 at Festival Hall)

analbuminstore:

THE WOMBATS ARE HERE AND I’M FREAKING OUT CAUSE I WON’T GET TO SEE THEM SO FUCK EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW! GODDAMIT!  (From 2011 at Festival Hall)
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25 Dec 13 at 8 am

Another from Murph’s vine

Another from Murph’s vine
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23 Dec 13 at 8 am

hellyeahthewombats:

Brilliant.

hellyeahthewombats:

Brilliant.
 1
22 Dec 13 at 4 pm

wombatting:

Made my name Matthew Murphy on snapchat in the hopes that people will stop sending me dick pics.

(Source: headqueerleader)

 12
22 Dec 13 at 8 am

(Source: jumpintothefuck)

 4
21 Dec 13 at 4 pm

(Source: featherpatronus)